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What is schnauzer?The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him. It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer schnauzer - meme gifschnauzer - videoSchnauzer - what is it?A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up. Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!" What does "schnauzer" mean?Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water. Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!" Schnauzer - what does it mean?A man's wet beard after going down on a woman. Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy! Schnauzer - meaningAnother word for the male genetalia. Man's loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies' pants. Guy: Can't find a seat? You can sit on my lap. Schnauzer - definitionA very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot. My god. Do you know the CEO of that start-up? He/She is totally an Underqualified Schnauzer. Schnauzer - slangI lost my boobies in a Niple Collector attack! SchnauzerI was kidnapped by a Schnauzer! Schnauzernoun: Female genitalia, aka the vulva and surrounding hair. Sarah sat on the kitchen floor trimming her schnauzer SchnauzerA type of dog which is notable for it's prominent beard and eyebrows. The new police dog was a giant schnauzer. |
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