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What is Crufts?
The act of not wiping your anus after taking a shit. The shit then hardens around your millie bobby brown hole creating a donut of sorts that you may pick off and feast upon later on. The smell accentuates your masculinity therefore speeding your process into punanji.
"Damn bro, I was about to fuck this girl and then I spread her cheeks in doggy. Thats when the smell hit me bro. I saw the golden crust of her cruft. It had to at least have been a week since she wiped since the thickness was approximately 4 mm."
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Crufts - what is it?
With the scrote on show; exposed ballsack.
Often not entirely intentional visual sharing of the goods. Derived from the famous British international dog show. May certainly be without lewd intent - see example.
These Greek statues are crufting all over the joint.
What does "Crufts" mean?
An enclosed area that is both stuffy and cramped. Often found to have an elevated temperature.
Lover: "Why'd you go outside babydoll?"
Cricket: "It was way to cruft in my room..."
Crufts - what does it mean?
To take a non-existent, yet plausible-sounding word, and give it a definition. Words like telecrastination and cromulent and pretty much everything else on Urban Dictionary are what is called Word Cruft.
Tim: Hey, did you see the latest pictures of Brooke Shields? What a babe-o-rama! I'd definitely like to ramjam her!
Jim: Lay off the word cruft already, Tim.
Crufts - meaning
Poorly presented and extremely limited programme based on...wait for it....dogs! It is the lowest of the low, a live dog show on BBc2 every mutha fucking year!!! The only thing worse is "One man and his dog" which rather suprisingly also is based around dogs.
"I needed medical resusitation after watching crufts last night,"
Crufts - definition
the all-purpose word. can be used to mean: stuff, junk, mess, dumpster, aluminun can, and bicycle
Man i gotta clean my room. I have too much cruft everywhere!
Crufts - slang
Unimportant or trivial writings that take up space on servers and consume bandwith, as in a blog.
My friends, to help fulfill my lifetime endeavor to add to the cruft of the World Wide Web, I hereby announce my new blog.
Crufts
Using the algorithm for finding the average:
(crap+stuff+sh*t)/3 = cruft
This is the true etymology of the word
That C++ library goes in the "cruft" folder.
Crufts
1. The dust that gathers underneath a bed, 2. Shoddily constructed or made, 3. Bad code, 4. Accumulated physical or virtual junk.
Jim had to spend several days cleaning up the cruft left behind in the code by the newbie programmer.
Crufts
Referring to any extraneous matter, either physical or ideological. First used in describing the portions of a grain that cannot be utilized for any particular purpose, and are thus discarded from the harvest.
Many people allow cruft to gather in the attics and garages of their homes.