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What is splintered?
an STD made of all the current STDs combined
Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."
Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"
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splintered - video
Splintered - what is it?
Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.
What does "splintered" mean?
A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash
Splintered - what does it mean?
When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
Splintered - meaning
splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
Splintered - definition
A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad
i got a splinter in my ass
Splintered - slang
Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Splinter... the shredder has taken april!
Splintered
The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
Splintered
A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
Splintered
Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.