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What is soup cans?
(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.
‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.
soup cans - video
Soup cans - what is it?
When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.
I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!
What does "soup cans" mean?
The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed, cannabis, or the devil's lettuce.
Hey man what are you doing tomorrow at 420!?!
Me and my hockey buddies are gonna go hit the soup can!!
Soup cans - what does it mean?
The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.
Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.
Soup cans - meaning
A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.
Soup cans - definition
Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.
The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.
Soup cans - slang
Matt is going to unleash the soup can
Soup cans
A dick that is as fat as a soup can
Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning
Soup cans
The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc
Alternate additions:
Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)
Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!
Soup cans
Apparently, it is what labels are for.
-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!