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What is snake dick?
Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!
snake dick - video
Snake dick - what is it?
When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
What does "snake dick" mean?
The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.
"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"
Snake dick - what does it mean?
To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"
"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
Snake dick - meaning
When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake
Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!
Snake dick - definition
A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.
Oh man... I need to go to the doctor Iām starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.