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What is dick Snaked?
Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!
dick Snaked - video
Dick Snaked - what is it?
When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.
Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy
What does "dick Snaked" mean?
When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake
Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!
Dick Snaked - what does it mean?
A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.
Oh man... I need to go to the doctor Iām starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.
Dick Snaked - meaning
A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.
Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"
Dick Snaked - definition
The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.
"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"