What is smooving?

Verb meaning to court or seduce someone in a methodically planned manner. Original definition implies a lot of game but can also be used ironically.

He smooved his date by singing her love songs.

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Another word for petting or stroking.
Usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.

1. "I smooved my cat."

2. "My dog was like 'Smoove me!'"

3. "I enjoy smooving my cat."

a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)

My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".

Those deadlifts were smooving for reps.

Your shirt is wrinkled, let me run a smoov over it.

Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.

Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

the way some folks pronounce "smooth". It is spelled this way to look cool. It means well done, nice looking, or good.

Yo, i iz all smoov an' doo.
Dat booty be all smoov an kickin'.
Dang, Yo- dat's a smoov ride you gots.

cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.

That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!

all around chill, vibin, stress free, or out of harms way; safe

“Aye be smoove out here, V got caught slippin last night.”

“fasho good looks”

“those waves smoove bro”

“thanks bro been trying for a minute”