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What is smooth criminal?
The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
smooth criminal - video
Smooth criminal - what is it?
To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.
Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!
Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!
Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.
What does "smooth criminal" mean?
The shaved testicles of a man.
Hello! Did you shave your balls?
Who doesn't love a couple of smooth criminals?
Smooth criminal - what does it mean?
You've been hit by___
You've been struck by___
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
Smooth criminal - meaning
When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.
Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy
Smooth criminal - definition
Moonwalking after you commit your felony.
Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.
Smooth criminal - slang
1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.
2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
Smooth criminal
A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.
"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"
"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."
*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"
Smooth criminal
Something you just got hit by.
You've been hit by—
You've been hit by—
A Smooth Criminal
Smooth criminal
When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.
Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!