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What is smock?

#SMOCK
Simple Moments of Contagious Kindness. It's like a random act of kindness that's contagious. So when you do something nice for someone, they do something nice for someone else.

"I'm totally gonna #SMOCK this stranger and feed their expired parking meter."

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Smock - what is it?

To Jizz your pants while getting a lap dance from a stripper (preferred from Guam)

Ermagerd! I just smocked myself

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What does "smock" mean?

1) ething you wear in an art class to prevent your ensamble from getting ruined
2) something you wear while having mad sex to prevent your ensamle from getting unknown bodily fluids all over it

dont worry sarah, this sock will prevent kevina from getting jiz on your new socks

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Smock - what does it mean?

Noise you make with your mouth, resembling a penis getting pulled out of a mouth, butt, or vagina.

How to do: Close your lips, suck your lips into your mouth, suck in some more creating pressure, open your lips a little, then open them all the way, creating a smock!

"Hey guys, watch me smock!" *SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK*

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Smock - meaning

A penis that is long and skinny; the opposite of a choad.

Be careful that your smock doesn't get caught in the spokes of your bike.

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Smock - definition

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

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Smock - slang

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

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Smock

A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.

Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!

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Smock

a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act

"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"

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Smock

A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.

If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."

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