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What is Guam?Commonly mistaken for an American territory, actually an acronym for "Give Up And Masturbate" -This is the worst Chinese delivery ever, she said its going to take an hour. WTF are we supposed to do until then Guam - meme gifGuam - videoGuam - what is it?Nicknames: Chaud isn't what the locals are referred to. Chaud is a more of an inside joke that you need to be from Guam to fully understand. We don't call filipinos "Faubs" they are "FOBs". That's also a joke we have because we're not all stuck up assholes that take being politically correct too seriously and are so sensitive as to sue over it. We're cool like that. Chamorros are only the indigenous. Guamanians are everyone who has made Guam their home. Haulies (or Haolies) acts as both a joke and a label. It means "No Breath." The reason is because white people have almost no culture affiliated with the breathing, inhaling, or exhaling of the essence of the wise and the revered. If you don't get it, ask a chamorro, a filipino, new zealander, etc. Part 3 "Guam's Perspective" What does "Guam" mean?For those fucking idiots above me that don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Part 1 "Guam's Perspective" Guam - what does it mean?An island in the Western Pacific Ocean. Guam: Back in Guam, I- Guam - meaningGuam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Demographics: 50% Chamorros (alt. Chamorru or Chamoron) the lazy (1/3 of Chamorros are on the dole) indigenous people of the island that look like chubby Filipinos. 30% actual Filipinos (most of the workforce), 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay, the schools are a nightmare, and you'll die if you go to the hospital. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, drinking Budweiser, making babies, chewing Pugua, not working, and beating people up (especially wives). The word Guam stands for: Give Us American Money,...it's where America's nightmare begins. Guam - definitionGuam is a beautiful island in the marianas. It is known as a tourist attraction and is home to a variety of people. From the locals aka Chamorros to the Filipinos, Asians, Micronesians, and Haoles. With the many different types of food, Guam is especially known for it's local dishes. It is great for vacation because of the tropical type of weather. Its not perfect but it's where america's day begins. All these "definitions" of Guam are untrue and rude. the fact that you can say those things about an island you have no experience living on is stupid and unnecessary. You people are little minded and have no consideration for what you say. Growing up here I can honestly say that yeah Guam isn't perfect but no place is! So before you run your mouth and make up silly accusations, think about what it is you are saying. Because it may be an "island" to you, but for the people who live here, it is home. Guam - slangAn unincorporated territory of United States and is the largest southern island in the Marianas. Where Guam's Day begin GuamThird World backyard of the United States of America. "Where America's Day Began" back between 1940 and 1980. Has become a complete toilet in the last 25 years. It is a small island that was a Spanish possession up until the time of the Spanish American War. Was taken by the Japanese during WWII - then recaptured. The post- WWII Chamorros were very supportive of the United States and the military, specifically the Marines who liberated them. But through corrupt politicians and very incompetent people pretending to know politics, Guam forced much of her only natural friend from the island - the US military (which was synonymous with Federal funding). It sports the only hospital in the United States that has not been accredited in over 25 years. GMH has a higher mortality rate than a lot of inner city hospitals and those that are out in the middle of no-where USA. Guam is frought with so many internal issues because the people who are running it are either incompetent or woefully corrupt. The island has had a job loss of a little over 700 people in a month. That is a sobering number if you look at the size of Guam and its population. FEMA has declined any further direct support for Guam as result of local politicians taking Federal Disaster funds meant for Typhoon relief (talking hundreds of thousands of US dollars). Guams 2009 crime rate has jumped severely as a result of people turning to desperate measures to eek out an existence. That coupled with a massive influx of illegal micronesians that have started "squatting" because they don't want to live in their third world islands like Chuuk, Yap, and Ponephei. Guam's educational system is currently so far behind US standards, that many of the island schools are using text books that are dated as far back as 1983. Guam is in a perpetual state of decline and disrepair. Nothing short of a complete and hostile take over by an outside entity with enough man power will be able to force a change for the better. Corruption is rampant in every facet of living including the local police and judiciary system! Don't get pulled over for a ticket - they will take your passport so you can't leave the island! "Living" on the island is a joke - you are constantly fighting just to stay ahead. And again, if you get sick...local medical care can be boiled down to even less than their local "Sirahans" - Chamorro versions of witch doctors. Corrupt Politicians: Guaman island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory What?! You don't know where the fuck Guam is? GuamGuam is a tiny island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and when you refer back to it when describing the place to other people, you say it's basically right next to the Philippines but in the same time zone as Sydney. It's called "Where America's Day Begins" because it's on the other side of the International dateline, making jetlag a thing and giving students who went to school off-island an excuse to not call home. Any student who has ever moved to the mainland would only return to Guam for Christmas break to eat and catch up with the friends who weren't so lucky. |
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