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What is smelly dick?
Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis
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Smelly dick - what is it?
When a guy takes a shower and rubs his bellend and smells it to check to see if his dick smells or not. Usually done when before going to get laid
Dude, lucky I did the smelly dick test last night before meeting suzie. My dick was cheesier than McDonald's mozzarella sticks
What does "smelly dick" mean?
A term used to describe an 18 year old Italian young man named Luke who resides in Melbourne, Australia.
He, unfortunately, on occasions was crippled with the smelling sensation in his area.
"Can you wash your smelly dick. Last time it tasted like piss!"
"Bahahaha, ok babe. I'll bring chocolate body paint."
Smelly dick - what does it mean?
A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.
This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.
Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?
I dunno, smell yo dick to check.
Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.