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What is smashed the granny?It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!) Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table? smashed the granny - videoSmashed the granny - what is it?An expression used to describe a really extreme night / bender on which you consume so much alcohol and class A drugs that you put yourself in genuine danger of killing yourself. A really extreme mash up. On Tuesday I was only meant to be going out for one drink with Rowan but we ended up smashing the black granny out of it and now I've lost my job and I can't remember where I live or what my name is. What does "smashed the granny" mean?Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady. "My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her" Smashed the granny - what does it mean?A phrase used in the film 'Football Factory' meaning to have sex, fuck, bonk or shag. "So have you smashed the granny out of her recently" Smashed the granny - meaningIndication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume. Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954') |
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