What is smashed crab?

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

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smashed crab - video

Smashed crab - what is it?

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

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What does "smashed crab" mean?

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

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Smashed crab - what does it mean?

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

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Smashed crab - meaning

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

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Smashed crab - definition

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

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Smashed crab - slang

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

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Smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

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Smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

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Smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

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