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What is simen?

When you’re a cunt to close friends.

Ex. Of how you pull a simen.
Bro 1: let’s play warzone.
Bro 2: Sure bro!
Bro 3: fuckye!
Β«Then bro 2 leaves to play with other peopleΒ»
Bro 2 pulled a simen.

Bro 1 calls.
Bro 2 ignores the call and goes on to fuck bro 1s fwb.

Bro 2 pulled a simen.

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Simen - what is it?

When you, your mother and your friend plays Texas poker but ends up having a ginger orgy.

You did such a dirty Simen.

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What does "simen" mean?

Reoccuring events where a person does something retarded. The name comes from the famous Simen, who would do a lot of stoopid things

"He just stared at the window for like 10minutes!"
"yeah he must hav had a simen-moment"

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Simen - what does it mean?

Simen is a very sexy man with fucking gigantic muscles, he typically lives in Norway/Lappland and is the most handsome boy in the town. He loves children especially the small ones that's very underage. He can be spotted outside the children school and kindergarden. Some times he brings his van and put them in his basement.

Did you see Simen took those children in his van, i could hear them screen.
Shimen have sooo big saftig cock

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Simen - meaning

"Simen" is the name of an extremely ugly man that lives in the Scandinavian Area, mostly in Norway. He is between 16-18 years old, but acts like a old man. He talks like an old man, behaves like an old man, and simply lives like and old man. Therefore he is bullied by his friends.

Man you're so old, stop acting like Simen.

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Simen - definition

Simen is the most normal guy ever, but with a spice of racism. He yells out word like "Wallah", "Allahu Akbar", because he wants to relate to his muslim friend. Simen also likes corny jokes.

That's a Simen thing to do

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Simen - slang

Simen is a sexy guy with Big muscles, big penis, handsome and gets all the girls. He is often very fucking good in sports like handball. Simen gets all the girls and the girls can’t resist simen. Simen is super rich and has lots of supreme! Simen is just the best guy in the universe.

Wow! Simen is coming, act cool.

Send simen some nudes.

Simen is a living legend.

Simen is a God

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Simen

A Sexy Beast. One with a huge cock, and gigantic balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig Simen. Often used to describe a good friend. Describes a friend that wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire. Hung Like a Dragon Used to describe someone that needs a smart, intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.

Holy Shit, that is one Simen cock.

Damn, why are you so damn Simen, id smack.

Why don't I take you back to my place and I can give you the Simen.

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Simen

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.
If there only were on religion in the world, it would be called Simen, and the bible, Kamasutra.

Simen love sex and usually get what he wants. Watch out.

Barack Obama is president, Simen is God.

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Simen

Simen Mortensen 777

Simen plays the "bad guy" in "cat and mouse"

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