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What is Mortensen?
Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.
Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.
Mortensen - meme gif
Mortensen - video
Mortensen - what is it?
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and mine
me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime
What does "Mortensen" mean?
the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.
Hello Im Mrs Mortensen
Mortensen - what does it mean?
1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy
Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep
Mortensen - meaning
Mortensen - definition
When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn
Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
Mortensen - slang
Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.
She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
Mortensen
He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.
SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
Mortensen
A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.
"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."
Mortensen
A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.
"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"