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What is shrivel?
An uncircumcised, infected penis
He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
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shrivel - video
Shrivel - what is it?
You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!
What does "shrivel" mean?
The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.
"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"
Shrivel - what does it mean?
Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.
Shrivel - meaning
civilizations tendency to shrink and shrivel up everything in her path.
mans inhumanity to man results in the shrivelization of us all.
Shrivel - definition
Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
For example:
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
Shrivel - slang
It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.
Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
Shrivel
A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.
Shrivelled man: Lewis, I just shat in the sink.
Lewis: Wow, that's shrivelled mate
Shrivel
someone who has a penis the size of a peanut
ryan has a shriveled dick
Shrivel
What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.