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What is shredded cheese?
To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.
Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!
shredded cheese - video
Shredded cheese - what is it?
Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head
Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting
What does "shredded cheese" mean?
slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
Shredded cheese - what does it mean?
When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.
"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."
Shredded cheese - meaning
Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.
She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.
Shredded cheese - definition
When a chick with braces gives you head
Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie
Shredded cheese - slang
When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.
Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!
Shredded cheese
Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.
It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it
Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.
Shredded cheese
*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME
Shredded cheese
I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.