Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shredding the cheese?

Having a large as fuck boner that requires one to peek over it to see your testicles.

She looked so good naked that I got a Shredded Cheese Skyscraper.

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Shredding the cheese - what is it?

When a chick with braces gives you head

Man my dick has turned into shredded cheese after that blowie

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What does "shredding the cheese" mean?

When an uncircumcised penis is full of old semen and has the consistency and smell of Shredded Cheese.
Often is a major turn off for most people
Can also look like cottage cheese in some cases.

Cassie: I tried to give Thomas head last night but he had some MAJOR Shredded cheese.
Sydney: That's why i don't date uncircumcised dudes!

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Shredding the cheese - what does it mean?

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.

Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

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Shredding the cheese - meaning

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it

shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it

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Shredding the cheese - definition

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

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Shredding the cheese - slang

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

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Shredding the cheese

Describes the act of when someone with a dandruff infested scalp scratches their head

Person 1: Man, that guy's really shredding the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

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Shredding the cheese

To cut the cheese many small times in rapid repitition.

Homey ate somethin' whack and is now shredding the cheese like Machine Gun Kelly in my Benzo!

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Shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

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