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What is shotput?
When you shove a pool ball in a midgets ass and feed them laxatives. Then proceed to spin them around until it shoots out.
See that guy over there, I bet he would be perfect for the Cincinnati shotput , I bet he would shoot it far.
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shotput - video
Shotput - what is it?
The Hungarian Shotput, is the act of throwing bitesize amounts of food from a distance, into the mouth of a person who sleeps with their mouth open.
I caught my snoring Grandma on the family couch, so I grabbed some scotch eggs and played a bit of Hungarian Shotput.
What does "shotput" mean?
To recieve a blowjob while taking a shat and having your partner rub pepper in your nose in order to sneeze. The goal here is to experience three satisfying feelings at the same time.
example 1-
1:"Dude, I think she loves me"
2:"Why do you say that?"
1:"Because she gave me the Pepper John Shotput last night"
2:"Wow, that is love... I guess I love my Dad then."
1:"umm....not supposed to Pepper John Shotput your dad dude"
2:"Oh, I'm an asshole"
example 2-
Girl: "Come on honey, I'm horny!"
Guy: "I don't know babe, I have to Cleveland Browns to the super bowl"
Girl: "Okay, I'll Pepper John Shotput you, but you have to give me the Colorado Turnaround tonight"
Guy: "Okay, love you.
Shotput - what does it mean?
The act of sexual intercourse.
Let's go back to my place later on and do the horizontal shotput baby.
Shotput - meaning
When you defecate into a canteloupe and feed it to someone by the spoonful.
I gave the Gandrea an Oklahoma shotput last night and she loved it.
Shotput - definition
While a woman is being fisted she engages her kegels, stands up and spins around in a circle until she releases the fister, flinging him across in the manner of a shotput.
-Holy crap man! I'm never going to fist a bitch again.
-What do you mean?
-I was fisting my girl and she got pissed.
-So what happened then?
-So she gets pissed and she fuckin' shotputs me across the room!
-Harsh, dude, I hope you learned your lesson.