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What is Oklahoma?
A fake place in the central united states above Texas. Many oblivious citizens believe there is a full state there, when in reality it is one of the openings to Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅.
Guy one: Hey have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guy two: You that's not real right? Its just Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅
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Oklahoma - video
Oklahoma - what is it?
“We are proud to be Texas’s hat”
-Oklahomans
What does "Oklahoma" mean?
1) A US State
2) A Musical by Rogers and Hammerstein that was later turned into a movie.
1) I have never visited Oklahoma but I want to.
2) I watched "Oklahoma" last night.
Oklahoma - what does it mean?
Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan dicks.
Man, did you see that Oklahoman punch that white-tail in the face? Epic.
Oklahoma - meaning
A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.
Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.
Oklahoma - definition
non-chalant slang word signifying when a man has an 'erection'.
Named after state of Oklahoma for its significant long, straight, panhandle.
Word is useful in conversations when simply stating 'I have an erection' would be inappropriate or awkward
"Damn, Oklahoma."
"Mike, you coming?" 'Yeah, i'm just going to sit here for a minute or two, Oklahoma'
"Enjoying the show?" 'Oklahoma, ma'am.'
Oklahoma - slang
46th state admitted into the United States of America. Home of the University of Oklahoma Sooners, Oklahoma State Cowboys, and (most importantly) the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The positives in Oklahoma are in the women (Comedian Ryan Davis once compared the women here to women in Atlanta, the main difference being that in Oklahoma, the men here love our women), low cost of living, and the ability to live through all four seasons in a calendar year. Downtown Oklahoma City is the most underrated urban area nationally in the new millennium, but the concerts here still (unfortunately) consist of primarily country music.
Tulsa has OKC beat on the concert tip, but OKC wins everywhere else. The City has more people, more nightlife, more sports, more shopping, and people who actually don’t have their heads collectively shoved up Governor Mary Fallin’s ass (even as she has to live in OKC).
Tulsa will counter will Little Dick Syndrome talking about how their hills are prettier and their hearts are purer. It’s not that Tulsa is a bad city. But, it’s more of a big town.
Oklahoma is not just full of peckerwood crackers either. Langston University, the most western HBCU in the United States, is here. In OKC alone, there are neighborhoods dedicated to black people, Asians and Latinos. Most Oklahomans won’t even take the time out to spend in these ethnically diverse enclaves, which is a damn shame. Their version of Oklahoma is a far different one than the Hee-Haw crap that you see on TV.
Man, the Oklahoma City Thunder sure kicked the dog shit out of the defending NBA champion Golden State Warriors inside Chesapeake Energy Arena.
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield told the KU Football team to lick his salty nuts.
Your school is wrestling against Oklahoma State today? Well, you’re about to catch an ass-whooping.
Stop by Langston University as you’re leaving Stillwater if you want to hang out with some sexy black girls.
Oklahoma
The birth place of Chuck Norris, and the hillbilly heartland. The place everyone disses because they wish they could have the low poverty rates, and economy that Oklahoma has. Is pretty diverse because it was the dumpster for races that the US didn't want a long time ago. And it actually has some pretty good looking girls, although strangely all the ugly ass ones are the ones who get pregnant.
Oklahoma, the best state in the United States.
Oklahoma
A state where it gets too hot to shovel snow (even though there's snow on the ground.)
Dad: Could you please shovel the snow off the driveway?
Me: Gee, it's kind of hot to be doing that...
Dad: Damn Oklahoma weather.
Oklahoma
The useless chunk of land trimmed from the top of Texas to make Texas look cooler on a map. There are no rest stops on the interstates in Oklahoma because they spent the whole budget on billboards that say "Oklahoma: Like California, only less fruity".
Jo-Dean: "man, I hate Oklahoma... and what's with those homophobic billboards!?"
Pappy: "Yeah, totally! Their slogan should have been 'Oklahoma - Kicked out of Texas'"