Definder - what does the word mean?

What is shoot me?

A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.

Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.

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shoot me - video


Shoot me - what is it?

Sending a text message.

Hey, just shoot me a text sometime.

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What does "shoot me" mean?

Tell truth be honest

If I ask you a question will you shoot me straight?

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Shoot me - what does it mean?

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

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Shoot me - meaning

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.

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Shoot me - definition

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

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Shoot me - slang

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

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Shoot me

A phrase used when someone is called out on something but doesn't care, similar to "bite me".

Person 1: "Hey you're not allowed to smoke in here"
Person 2: "Shoot me"

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Shoot me

Another way of saying sure, often used by someone disinterested and waiting for something interesting to happen.

Don't recommend actually saying this to someone with a gun.

Guy: Want me to sing the national anthem backwards?
Other Guy: Shoot me.

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Shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

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