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What is sharpening the pencil?
Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...
sharpening the pencil - video
Sharpening the pencil - what is it?
when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.
What does "sharpening the pencil" mean?
Noun,
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
Sharpening the pencil - what does it mean?
Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.
The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.
Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
Sharpening the pencil - meaning
to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
Sharpening the pencil - definition
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
Sharpening the pencil - slang
When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
Sharpening the pencil
when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.
Sharpening the pencil
the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.