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What is shamwowed?
The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!
JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?
J: Hell No!
JVB: Come on look at it!
J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
shamwowed - meme gif
shamwowed - video
Shamwowed - what is it?
The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"
**ShamWow!**
It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
What does "shamwowed" mean?
When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....
Shamwowed - what does it mean?
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
I'm getting shamwowed tonight!
Shamwowed - meaning
The best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)
yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.
Shamwowed - definition
a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Shamwowed - slang
To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"
Shamwowed
A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"
Shamwowed
Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to change pants.... o wait.... I shamwowed!!! Thank GOD!!!!!! =D
Shamwowed
Getting your ass whipped by a hooker.
Vince Shlomi sure got shamwowed, what a nice mug shot!