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What is Shamwow?
V. To remove the penis from the vagina during intercourse just prior to ejaculation and subsequently ejaculating on the females abdomen. Then proceeding to pat down the ejaculate with an orange or yellow towel then flipping the towel over and repeating the process. After following the previous steps you must ring out the towel while saying sham WOW!!! The wow must be said with unbelievable enthusiasm.
to be shamwowed
i am shamwowing
I was having sex with tim on his bathroom sink when he shamwowed the shit out of me!!!
see also the shit out of
Shamwow - meme gif
Shamwow - video
Shamwow - what is it?
A useless scam product that doesn't work like it's intended to
"This thing is such a shamwow!"
What does "Shamwow" mean?
A nickname given to someone who annoys the living fuck out of you until you pray to God for the sweet gift of death
Jesus Shamwow, you make shoving a pine cone up my ass sound like a wonderful way to relax
Shamwow - what does it mean?
Pronunciation /'ʃām ,waʊw ɛd/
Verb, -wing, -wed
1. To trick, con, or hoax someone into buying something that is not worth the price paid.
1. I'm going to shamwow that kid into buying this balloon with a hole in it for his lunch money.
2. I got shamwowed into buying a pair of fake Nike shoes.
3. Yes I am shamwowing people, but only to earn enough money for school tuition.
Shamwow - meaning
A very useful product that causes many people to say wow every time.
*uses shamwow*
Wow.
Shamwow - definition
The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!
JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?
J: Hell No!
JVB: Come on look at it!
J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
Shamwow - slang
When a guy you thought was hot does something so unsexy that your vagina dries up in an instant.
The male equivalent of anti-viagra
Yeah, girlfriend...Rick and I were really getting it on and I was ready, and then he pulled out his tiny pencil dick and it totally shamwowed me....
Shamwow
The best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)
yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.
Shamwow
a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.
(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)
sonny:yo patrick
Joka:yea
sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff
Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.
sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!
Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators
Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!
JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!
Shamwow
To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.
As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.
"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"
"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"
"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"