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What is sex ninja?
noun
1. sexual escapades that need to be performed in extreme acts of stealth and slyness, such by needing to remain anonymous to others around you.
2. sex at a party, movie theatre, or in the back seat of car when there are front passengers, in a house occupied by people other than yourself. where all acts performed must remain in shadows and be virtually silent. usually with clothes only 1/2 or partly off.
3. extremely drunken or high sex to where you are under the influence or alcohol or beer googles and the person you wake up next to you was definitely not the person you had remembered in your head. if it wasn't for their swift ninja like actions and your slightly impaired frame of mind then this wouldn't have happened. therefore ninja sex.
I hate when my inlaws come in town to visit. That means we have to have ninja sex for an entire week!
Do you remember Joe that frequents the bar? Yeah, I was pretty messed up last night and thought I was taking home a Dwayne Johnson look alike. When I woke this morning next to me I see Joe passed out! Damn ninja sex, if not Joe wouldn't have had a shot in hell!
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Sex ninja - what is it?
having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.
li'l B was drunk and passed out in our room. we were horny, so we had ninja sex.
What does "sex ninja" mean?
1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.
This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!
Sex ninja - what does it mean?
Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
Sex ninja - meaning
A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Sex ninja - definition
Someone who's sexual prowess is so awesome that they boarder on having mystical powers.
"They pulled a total Sex Ninja move and made me jizz using only their thumb!"
They must have gone to Sex Ninja school 'cause they fucked me balancing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub!"
"That Sex Geek made me cum so many times and in so many ways that their nickname is Sex Ninja."
"Sex Ninjas can make you orgasm anytime, anyplace."
Sex ninja - slang
Someone who is super sneaky in bed and doesn't get caught or noticed (Unless they want to be).
"I am a super sneaky Sex Ninja. I will sneak into your house, Into your room, Take what I want from you, Leave and you will never know I was there."
Sex ninja
The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.
Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.
Sex ninja
A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.
Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?
Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.
Sex ninja
Someone who acts conservative but is secretly really kinky and good in bed.
"I thought John was a super awkward nerdy guy who never gets girls, turns out he's a complete sex ninja!"