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What is Surprise Sex?
rape, to rape
It's not rape, it's surprise sex!
Surprise Sex - video
Surprise Sex - what is it?
The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.
It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!
Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?
Girl: What?
Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!
What does "Surprise Sex" mean?
A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
Surprise Sex - what does it mean?
Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
SURPRISE!!!!
WHAT??!?!
Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?
Surprise Sex - meaning
Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.
Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.
Surprise Sex - definition
Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.
I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either
Surprise Sex - slang
Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"
Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me
Surprise Sex
Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.
It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.
Surprise Sex
Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.
I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?
Surprise Sex
Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.