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What is Surprise sex?
Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.
I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either
Surprise sex - video
Surprise sex - what is it?
Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"
Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me
What does "Surprise sex" mean?
Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.
It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.
Surprise sex - what does it mean?
Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.
I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?
Surprise sex - meaning
Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.
Surprise sex - definition
Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
Surprise sex - slang
Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.
Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!
"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"
My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant
Surprise sex
Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"
Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.
My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!
Surprise sex
The disturbing act whereby a sexual deviant usually waltzes into ones bedroom uninvited and proceeds to commit ungodly acts upon their anus.Perpetrators tend to be discord moderators with depraved ideas and antisocial tendencies .This act can be spontaneous and seemingly without cause. Surprise sex usually leaves the victim in a vegetative state for a period of about three months ,with symptoms of psychological damage lingering even after full recovery.
John-“You were the one who was supposed to pack the Kevlar pants you fricking asswipe!”
Schwartz-“ah shit.”
John-“Now our feeble buttcheeks stand no chance against ‘surprise sex’ tonight!”
Surprise sex
A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex
(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn