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What is Dwayne Johnson?
A person with an incredibly super duper long cock.
wtf he is a Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson
Dwayne Johnson - video
Dwayne Johnson - what is it?
When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.
A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.
What does "Dwayne Johnson" mean?
A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people
I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt
Dwayne Johnson - what does it mean?
Another word for big testicals
John I have massive cojones
Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons
Dwayne Johnson - meaning
Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!
Dwayne Johnson - definition
John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh
Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”
Dwayne Johnson - slang
The sexual act of knocking your gf/bf out with a wrestling move then filling his/her anus with rocks
Thought the new fast and furious movie was so good I decided to do The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson to my gf
Dwayne Johnson
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals
"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""
Dwayne Johnson
A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
Dwayne Johnson
An extremely large bowel movement, or verb describing the production of said bowel movement. Named as a metaphor for the quality of Dwayne Johnson's (aka "The Rock") acting performance.
as a noun: "Holy crap, who left that giant Dwayne Johnson in my toilet it, it's gonna clog it up".
as a verb "Oh man, you seriously did not just Dwayne Johnson all over my shirt."