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What is sex music?

You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

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Sex music - what is it?

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

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What does "sex music" mean?

When you have a bomb ass song playing while your having sex.

I had Music Sex last night, I climaxed on the solo.

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Sex music - what does it mean?

the intimacy brought on by sharing music with someone else, especially in the form of exchanging mix cds

girl 1: oh my god! he made me the most amazing mix cd ever!
girl 2: (rolls her eyes) you guys and your music sex...

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Sex music - meaning

Its when you love music so much and you're not a music virgin.

I've had music sex and I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Sex music - definition

Kind of like musical chairs but the person who doesn't get the chair has to be violently ass raped by a horny gorilla.

The gorillas are the only winners in musical sex.

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Sex music - slang

Loud trashy music originating from Europe. The name may sound cool but the sound is not. This genre of music makes it particularly hard to study Science.

Person1: Dude, I can't study science. My brother is blasting his Euro Trash Sex Music
Person2:Ooh, that sound like a cool genre of music
Person1: Trust me, the name decieves you

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Sex music

The freakiest, nastiest, and baddest music on the planet. Like Waka Flocka Flame, only a million times harder. Listening to it is the closest thing your ears can come to fucking. In fact, the soundwave this music makes is a big schlobbing dick, trolling for something to rub up against and cum all over. When white girls hear it, they immediately find the first guy they see and make him 1manDP her.

Don't even try to make it, only Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer can, and the only reason why is because they gave head to Ziggy Stardust, the eternal god of music, FOR 500 YEARS. But at least they get pussy all the time now.

Random Bitch: I love your Garfield sex music.
Kiv: Bitch, shut the fuck up and lick my nuts.
Random Bitch: But I can't see them!
Kiv: Yeah, cause they're the size of ovaries. Now do some more coke and keep licking

Jorma: Hey Arlene, let's fuck.
Arlene: But I'm a cat.
Jorma: Whatever (whips out his dick)
Arlene: YES! It's so small!

Andy: (Walking around with his dick out around New York City) Who wants to fuck me?
Jennifer Anniston: I do! I do! I'll do anything for sperm!

Andy: Let's do this, bitch. (Flips her over and 1manDPs her on top of the Empire State Building) Marmaduke, get in here! (Marmaduke sticks his dog dick in Jennifer's ass)

Jen: Double Anal! Yes!
Andy: (Pulls out, and cums all over her face.) Now that's Garfield Sex Music.

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Sex music

Music that gets you into the mood.

That was some good sex music.

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Sex music

Music that is used for sex.
Genres: R&B, Soul, Romance, Sad
Use it for some random reasons...
Sex Music is really the best music.

Guy: My sex just got awesome when i listened to Sex Music!
Girl: Wow! SO FUCKING MAGICAL!

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