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What is secret Santa?
A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.
Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.
secret Santa - video
Secret Santa - what is it?
When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.
Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd
What does "secret Santa" mean?
-verb
The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.
My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.
I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
Secret Santa - what does it mean?
When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!
Secret Santa - meaning
Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.
I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?
Secret Santa - definition
When the male partner decorates his member with christmas ornaments such as tinsel or Christmas lights. (Does not work with jewish Holidays).
Johnny gave me a Secret Santa last night. It took me three hours to get all the semen off the tinsel.
Secret Santa - slang
The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.
Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!
Delilah- Hot.
Secret Santa
A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
Secret Santa
Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.
Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?
Secret Santa
This is a method of exchanging gifts amongst a group of people. All members enter their name into a pot. Then each member draws a name. You buy a Christmas gift for the person whose name you've drawn. You're supposed to keep the name of person you've drawn secret: thus "secret" santa.
Due to 8 years of Bush regime rule, we are now too poor to buy each member of the family a gift, so we'll do secret santa this year.