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What is English teacher?
someone who teaches english class
1. a good english teacher helps you improve writing, public speaking, spelling, etc. they don't just make you write essays, they do fun activities too. most english teachers are like this in elementry and middle school.
2. a bad english teacher is someone who forces vocabulary and essays on you and expects you to know how to improve your writing when they say "this paragraph wasnt strong enough". they also make you over analyze stuff when the author was probably just being straightforward! they may hold a grudge because they were fired for the next year and are moving to south africa. they also hate your class because they think you dont like him because he is gay when you really dont care!
1. english teacher: ok class, today we are going to watch a movie of the book we just read and fill out a sheet comparing the two. there is also a worksheet on how to compare books to movies.
2. A.english teacher: you really need to make your writing stronger
student: how can i do that?
english teacher: you can turn it in to me again on saturday at 11:59 pm for a 10% grade deduction
B.english teacher: i was surprised that your writing was so good this time. maybe it was a little too good.
student: wtf??
english teacher:i think you used another source for this essay
student: uh, no i wrote this essay
english teacher: please credit secondary sources
C.english teacher: i think you dont take this class seriously and you make me and my class into a joke
student: no i spend hours writing my essays for your really hard class and i dont make fun of the class, i just make jokes when were not doing anything and theyre not about you or this class
english teacher: please take this class more seriously and dont make fun of my poster that says "i dont even think straight" and has a rainbow on it
student: umm... i have never made fun of that (but i could if i wanted to)
D.student: have a nice weekend mr. ______
english teacher: *grunts*
English teacher - video
English teacher - what is it?
Most of them are sad communists.
Billy: "Hey Johnny, how's it going today?"
Johnny: "Nothing much, but my english teacher played the soviet national anthem all through class"
What does "English teacher" mean?
Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.
English teacher - what does it mean?
A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.
Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.
English teacher - meaning
A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion
Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,
In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice
He’s the first to die
Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,
He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)
Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
English teacher - definition
An English teacher is a teacher who overly exaggerates everything by saying a red table is angry and the blue chair is sad. They also have favourites which is obvious. If they ask to describe a red table, they will automatically say that it is angry or mad. It is not angry or mad. It is just a table.
You might say: are you sad like a blue chair?
Them: no. don't be an English teacher
English teacher - slang
People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
English teacher
People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did
English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage
https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
English teacher
A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.
For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
English teacher
1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.
2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.
(usually they are both 1 and 2)
1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!