What is scrivens?

Hey did you hear about that kid who got hit by a car

Yes his name is Zachariah Scrivens and he’s a legend

scrivens - meme gif

A tiny hamster that will jump off dining tables once triggered by basshunter

Bro, what was that loud thump from above?

Dude, it’s probably a Scriven. Put Kings of Leon on instead.

Wow, thats really hot, maybe its names like Hayden Scriven

a highly sexual duo, highly into FUCKING in an ecrotic sex scene.

lucy and pete were having a good time in the flint scriven.

slag form of inbred/incest activity

Person 1: Hey didn't that guy screw his sister?
Person 5: Yeah.
Person 3: That's so scrivens!

That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.

That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.

The dried wax on a birthday cake caused by leaving the candles lit too long.

Hurry up and blow the candles out befor you get scriven on the cake

An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.

Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!

a totaly hot babe, with great style and is amazing in bed.
shes in to deep porn and crazy leather fetishes

ellie- dude, scrivens was totaly insane last night!
sarah- i know i have the scars to prove it!