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What is schwanz?

Pennsylvania Dutch slang word for "penis." Verb form, schwanse, means "to cheat."

Sie hot mich am Schwanz lutsche gewelle.
She wanted to suck me on my Schwanz.

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Schwanz - what is it?

A gleaming tool. One who shops at the Men's Wearhouse.

I saw this schwanzey dude in a Ford Explorer who works for T-Mobile.

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What does "schwanz" mean?

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?

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Schwanz - what does it mean?

Someone unworthy of being called anything else.

That guy that likes "The Good Wife" is such a schwanz.

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Schwanz - meaning

The German word for penis. Literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as penis. This is also a common name for people named Shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.

Friend_1: Yo guys, where's Schwanz?
Friend_2: I haven't seen him around.
Friend_3: Ohhh Schwanz, I miss him
_or_
Friend_1:I showed her my schwanz and she fainted

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Schwanz - definition

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?'

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Schwanz - slang

Tail

lobster tail

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Schwanz

German or Yiddish term for penis or prick; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.

"The boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our Christmas bonuses this year ... what a fucking schwanz."

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Schwanz

a man's penis; also see root.

Dude! Are you gay? You just touched my shwanz!

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Schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

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