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What is savant?
a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
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Savant - what is it?
A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.
Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"
John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."
What does "savant" mean?
One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.
Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.
Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."
"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
Savant - what does it mean?
Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.
That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!
Savant - meaning
A fucking idiot who doesn't have a mental disability, but may have a social disorder. Does weird shit.
Dude, Lloyd is such a savant! He spilled dug up a fucking tree!
Savant - definition
The cutest and coolest person you would ever meet or think about.
Savante has a very cute smile.
Savant - slang
Stands for Screenies Avatars and Neo Turtles.
It's an avatar related guild on neopets, originally a chat group on the avatar chat called UST, but they all have flocked to the guild. There is only about 10 active members left, the rest have all quit/are frozen. They rarely let in people (actually never), unless you were in UST.
Mothersister and everyone else secretly (some not to secretly) want to join. It's one of the most popular guilds out there and has been around for about 5 years.
"Have you ever heard of the guild Savant?
"Duh! It's most popular guild on the ac everyone wants to be in it!"
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That is an answer only an Savant would give, Your a Savant.
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An autistic person that knows lots or, the best Dubstep makers name
I love Savants Dubstep drops!
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Savant (from the French savant "knowing", English since the 18th century) may refer to:
Savant syndrome describes a person with a mental deficit who has one or more genius level abilities.
An autistic savant describes an autistic person who has savant syndrome.
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Polymath, a person possessing superior abilities in multiple, often unrelated subjects
In intelligence testing, a person of exceptional genius, also referred to as a "genius savant"
Gustavo Bustos is such a genius savant.