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What is black belt?
A person (who in most cases isn't a martial artist) who makes condescending comments about a martial art but doesn't know enough about that martial art to know how stupid they sound.
"who needs karate when you can throw hands"
"its over when I see red"
"martial arts cant beat a gun"
"anime bullsh*t"
"that's not a martial art, that's jus roughhousing"
reply: don't be a Schrödinger's black belt.
black belt - video
Black belt - what is it?
When the black belt that you're wearing doesn't reach the next loop and flops down at your side.
Damn, Hunter thats a long belt
Friend: Thats not a long belt its a BBB
Dale: Big Black Belts are the hit
What does "black belt" mean?
The final stage on the form or art penis enlargement , that provides you the ability to enlarge your penis on your own.
It's a very secret form of art, which can be only mastered by hard training with the monks on the Johnny Sins Mountain.
Girl: W O W your pp is SOOOOO BIG. How is it that big??
Black Belt Master: I hold the black belt on enlargement
* Immediately grows his pp another 2 inches*
Black belt - what does it mean?
Member of the DOV and Minister of the clown, known for his antics and affination for the boggarts.
"yo, black belt board is coming to town for the Talking Heads show!"
Black belt - meaning
A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
Black belt - definition
When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.
Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
Black belt - slang
A chronic condition involving extreme attraction to a black belt in any martial art. Documented cases have all been among females, but in theory males can also fall victim.
She seems to be making her way through the front row. She must have black belt syndrome!
Black belt
One of the highest ranks one can achieve in a martial arts.
"Wow, you're a black belt? Better not fight you then."
Black belt
Much like the brown belt (fucking ass for the first time) or the yellow belt (partaking in watersports for the first time, the Black belt is an honour bestowed upon you after copulating with a black person for the first time.
(white male) "Gosh Trent, I got my black belt last night with that hot black girl Laquanda. It was super-awesome."
(white female) "Hey Amanda - I got my black belt yesterday when Dontarrious came over after school. I really want to stick it to my Republican golf-playing father."
Black belt
When a martial arts practitioner holding the rank of black belt uses rank, in a social setting, in order to reach a more favorable outcome or get rights to something over someone of a lower rank.
Calling shotgun on the front passenger seat only to be black belted into the back seat.