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What is the Internet?
A place where kids go and never grow up.
Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.
the Internet - video
The Internet - what is it?
a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
What does "the Internet" mean?
The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.
Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
The Internet - what does it mean?
the one place where everyone is a hardass.
hardass 1: im gunna fuck your mom tonight. hardass 2: fuck you bitch im gunna kick your ass.. over the internet.
The Internet - meaning
A large repository of every idea you could ever have, no matter how clever or seemingly unique it may be.
I thought of "That's nacho cheese, it's mine!" but the Internet already had that in about a million places.
The Internet - definition
A great place for insecure people
lets send mean things and mean comments about pointless videos and websites with the internet!
The Internet - slang
a cesspool network of insults, porn, shit, lame ass death threats, and pointless arguments over stupid topics that nobody can win, like music.
examples of the shit on the internet: youtube, urbandictionary.com, any chatroom, blogs in general, any comments on anything, porn sites, etc...
The Internet
cesspool of human filth.
Johnny loves watching videos of people beating each other up on the internet.
The Internet
The largest insane asylum in existence, run and managed by the inmates.
The inmates Arkham Asylum seem sane and reasonable compared to the people on the Internet.
The Internet
A forum where like-minded nutters can seek each other out and reinforce and legitimize their perversion of choice while effectively minimising the necessity to interact with the larger society, which would beat them like the village mule and ensure that their dirty little excesses are not spread to other suggestible border-line sociopaths.
Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last.
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...