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What is sandman?
The act of crop dusting your significant other or spouse by silently farting into your hand and “magically sprinkling” it over their nose right before they fall asleep.
Rodney: It sucked man I had to sleep on the couch last night.
George: Why, what’d you do this time?
Rodney: I got caught sandmanning the old lady, it was bad George, it was burrito night.
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Sandman - what is it?
Just another ficticious character that parents invented because they believe that they are "Fun for kids." The Sandman is supposedly the person that wisks children away into dreamland by sprinkling sand on their eyes, explaining the children's eye-crust in the morning.
"Mommy, why is there this stuff in the corner of my eye when I wake up?"
"Ummm... Oh! The sandman puts it there sweety."
"Ohhhh."
What does "sandman" mean?
Sandman is a comic book series written by Neil Gaiman and illustrated by various artists.
The protagonist of Sandman is Dream, the immortal anthropomorphic personification of dreams and storytelling. He is known by an array of names, most often Morpheus, but also Oneiros, Lord Shaper, the Prince of Stories, and, rarely, "the Sandman". He is one of a family of seven siblings known as the Endless, each of whom personifies some aspect of reality, such as Death or Desire. ( Example from Wikipedia )
Sandman - what does it mean?
A hit man. A person who kills, then moves on with no remorse.
The Sandman is coming to get you...
Sandman - meaning
To Sandman (verb)
When you fake someone out whilst playing Rocket League. Inspired by Jon Sandman.
Person 1: Holy shit did you see that Sandman??!
Person 2: Now we're in champ 3!
Sandman - definition
Someone who's trying to make a funny name on Instagram but realizes it's not funny so they put ben_dover instead.
Only fucking retards call themselves sandman.
"Why I can't find sandman's Instagram?"
"I think he realized"
"Well ben_dover is ok I guess"
Sandman - slang
A person, male or female, who temporarily enters a state of sand usually due to inebriation, or a person who is in a permanent state of sand due to their mental disposition.
Warby you are a sandman.
Oh look, there is sandman.
Ste, you're a complete and utter sandman.
Mr sandman.
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"The sandman" played inspiring characters in movies such as: Billy Madison, The Waterboy, and You dont mess with the Zohan
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Similar to the gorilla face, the "Sandman" is the act of receiving a blowjob on the beach, and pulling out right before ejaculation and blasting all over the girls face and making her all cumfaced and stuff...
Then a handfull of sand is thrown it in the girls face so its sticks all over her face and mixes with the jizz and is all nasty and crusty. Then, the ejaculator raises arms triumphantly yells SANDMAN!1!!!arrrrgghhghhhh!!!!!!
Tonya gave me head on the beach last night and I totally gave her a Sandman and made her walk home. Stupid slut.
Sandman
A dealer of drugs, usually cocaine
See: snowman
I met the school sandman yesterday, his shit is good!