What is samsquanch?

A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.

Them damn Samsquanches are some badass recruiters.

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Samsquanch - what is it?

A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.

"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"

"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."

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What does "samsquanch" mean?

What the bears in Sneaky Sasquatch call Sasquatch.

Bear very happy. Thanks samsquanch.

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Samsquanch - what does it mean?

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

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Samsquanch - meaning

A person who is a staunch Samsung fanboy, who will Troll articles that have anything to do with Apple products.

Hey look there's an article about the new iPhone, oh no there's a Samsquanch trolling the comments.

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Samsquanch - definition

1) The mispronounciation of the word "Sasquatch". 2) A stupid looking, big eyebrowed penguin in Québec's Biodome I named Samsquanch.

Guy 1: OMFG! The samsquanch is gonna get you!!
Guy 2: OMFG! ..What's a samsquanch?
Guy 1: OMFG! You don't know what a samsquanch is?
Guy 1: OMFG! Go home and search Samsquanch on www.UrbanDictionary.com, then come back here so he can eat you.
Guy 2: OMFG! ..Okay.

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