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What is honey dick?
A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.
I have a problem.. How can I fix this?
"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"
...problem solved.
honey dick - video
Honey dick - what is it?
Matt jacked off under a Bradley shower and blew his dick-honey in my mouth!
What does "honey dick" mean?
The process in which you submerge your genitalia in a jar of honey, then stick it in a wasps nest, then once your penis has become swollen you inject some black tar heroin where your genitalia used to be, afterwords you then use what's left of your pebis to fight off a rabid badger.
"Bro tonight ima dick honey today, how about you?"
Honey dick - what does it mean?
Really really bomb dick.
Honey is sweet. If he gives good dick, he therefore has a Honey Dick.
Dang, last Friday I got some o dat good Honey Dick!!
Honey dick - meaning
The flattering name used to describe your dick when you add honey to your dick and have a girl lick/suck it off, making it taste sweeter when your dick goes in her mouth.
Steve put honey on his dick. Now someone has to lick his honey dick.
Honey dick - definition
When playing Warzone in Verdansk and you and your team set up an ambush on a ‘Loadout Drop’ or ‘Buy Box’.
“Hey Jim, we totally honey dicked the shit out of that team.” - “We sure did Gary, we sure did...”
“Those Jabronis fell right into our honey dick trap...”
“Hmmmmn, I reckon that’s probably been honey dicked bro...”
“Let’s set up a honey dick on that shit boys...”
“Honey dick it and they will come...”
Honey dick - slang
When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.
Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.
Honey dick
When a cock starts dripping sweet-and-sour sauce out of the mushroom tip. An STD that is caused by having sex with a woman who has had a dirty cock bust a nut inside her sugar walls.
Bob: "Man, that sex last night was great but my cock has started leaking all kinds of sauce."
Kevin: "Man, you got yourself some of that HONEY DICK!"
Honey dick
Honey Dick: the action of convincing a man to do things against his will by preying on his sexual impulses.
Hey dipshit, your girlfriend totally honey dicked you into buying her that Gucci bag.
I was honey dicked out of my car keys and now she won't answer my texts.
Honey dick
A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.
Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.