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What is rude awakening?While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself. After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours. rude awakening - videoRude awakening - what is it?The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening. What does "rude awakening" mean?slap soemone across the face with your penis last night i give my girlfriend the rude awakening Rude awakening - what does it mean?When you are finally awakened by a shocking truth I had a rude awakening of how much sexy and hot I am Rude awakening - meaningThe act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently. "The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess." |
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