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What is rico suave?

A person who flock from one person to one person in search or secure relationship that meant, if his friend die, he can easily forget and find a new one to suck their blood dried and then eventually left for newer friends. Doesn't get many girl to like him or adore him, then blame it on his long name that doesn't had a potential of being in a spotlight anywhere. A person who thought he could badmouth about other person without himself being known for the source but later tell every one himself. He thought that by stealing other people girl friend is a victory to his life when actually he is receiving a disease from his new girlfriend by unprotect sex. He thought of himself as a person who care about other when actually, wishes that they died so he could have their property because he was one of their friends. A total opportunistic. Do not have his own set of stand point but rather uses some one and divert all argue to someone instead of confronting his own problem.

Rico Suave Bandito hope he get a friend in the new high school, but every one doesn't care about him because he's a loud mouth retard who in his own thought other people are egotistic but actually he is an Egotistical himself. A person who talk all day about doing something to a woman but never done it until he was about to die and ask a nun if he could ever grab her ass. Rico was never the best child of the family and every one hated him for being such a moron in all occasion. He doesn't understand complex english and can only talk about what doesn't collide with the current events such as bad mouthing about a girl he unsuccessfully ask for number. Rico wasn't a handsome person or experienced in sexual, he uses alcohol and hidden-agenda relationship to get woman, and by getting meant, drugging them before manhandling and putting them on the shoulder like a caveman. So sad that nobody like Rico he felt the need of being in the spotlight when he achieved something he thought was great but no one give a damn anyway. Rico cried when he watch his father smack his mother face and was about to run away when his father anally molested him, causing him to become a very pathetic bitchfulness child. He thought he score big when he finally rape his girlfriend.

Many people felt sad for knowing such a shit holes who envy other people so much on what they had, hatched an evil planned to destroy other people peacefulness, a Hitler incarnation, Must be put to death.

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Rico suave - what is it?

Showers taken by a man that last longer than a when a woman takes a shower

Phil- "Damn how long has Frank been in the shower for?"
Joe- "He's taking a Rico Suave shower."

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What does "rico suave" mean?

A dapper young chap of humble village origins with a penchant for witty repartee, entertaining those around him with the poetry of his youth. Admired by men, adored by women, a champion of the down trodden like fleas, the Puerto Rican kid, he is a raconteur of the highest ilk, with a simmering undercurrent of menace and intrigue

Lock up your daughters, Rico suave just entered the abode

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Rico suave - what does it mean?

A good looking, well dressed, well put together, smooth talking man.

The guy hitting on my friend in the bar was a real Rico suave type, and she was falling for it.

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Rico suave - meaning

A certain young redhead white male who engages in love making while screaming spanish phrases like, " yo kiro taco bell" and singing Ricky Martin singles with a thick spanish accent.

Bobby did the rico suave to Rachel last night.

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Rico suave - definition

A guy who has a big ego and tries to do something new or something he thinks he's good at, and sucks badly.

Nice, Rico Suave.

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Rico suave - slang

Adjective

A man who is filled with more cheese than the state of Wisconsin. Constantly making comments to make a girls heart melt. Usualy having the effect of actually looking really corny. Though still deep down her heart melts.

Boy "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."

Girl, rolling her eyes "Your so Rico Suave."

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Rico suave

A guy who is hot and knows it. Someone who has a cool confidence that over flows. Walks with a style that says "hey girls, take a look at this.." Not necessarily a bad thing

I'd love to talk to that guy, but he's such a Rico Suave, he probably has more phone numbers than he can dial.

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Rico suave

Latin lover type with greesed hair, gold chains, flowing shirt, the whole bit. Said person usually has largely inflated ego and a slight lisp.

Hey, check out rico suave over there...

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Rico suave

Rico Suave is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Rico Suave is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Rico Suave is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.

"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Rico Suave"....

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