Definder - what does the word mean?

What is quand?

When theres a four legged being under a surface that you cant reach

Bro 1: Hey my cats stuck under the couch
Bro 2: Broo sounds like you're in quite a quand

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Quand - what is it?

a joke phrase said, meaning "when it rains, it rains" in French. another way to poke fun at people with a sad bart profile picture.

Joe: "my mom just died."
Dave: "well, you know what they say."
Both: "quand il pleut, il pleut."

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What does "quand" mean?

Rejoinder; a French expression meaning "Just as well."

What it really means: "Well what you say may be true, but that's not how I see it and anyway you're missing the point."

For extra emphasis, you can preface the phrase with "mais" (which means "but").

An upscale putdown.

Considering the reputation of France in the US right now, best used only at cocktails where white wine and brie are served.

A: "He only won the silver in Turin."
B: "Mais quand meme."

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Quand - what does it mean?

The previous definition is simply wrong. This phrase means "anyway" or "whatever the case," with an implication of adversity being faced down or going ahead despite difficulties that could hinder progress.

"Quand meme, carry on."

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Quand - meaning

When you use your penis as a wand and just as you orgasm you shout out a random harry potter spell.

lastnight i used my "quand" to cast the patronus charm all over the bed sheets

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Quand - definition

A fart from the nipple

She just QUANDED! HOLY SHIT!

When we titty-fucked she quanded

Do you know how to quand?

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Quand - slang

(verb) The act of being made to feel some type of way.

This typically happens when a person sees someone else with something they dont have like an expensive car, jewelry, beautiful woman, or other material things and becomes jealous.

Derived from the name of the rapper (Rich Homie Quan) who popularized the phrase "feel some type of way" with his song "Type of Way" which is about all the things he has that make others "feel some type of way" such as cars, jewelry, women, etc.

Person 1: That car that guy is driving has me feeling some type of way.
Person 2: Dude you just got Quand!

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Quand

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"

My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.

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