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What is HOLY SHIT?
Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.
Often a stronger use of the word "shit".
*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*
HOLY SHIT - video
HOLY SHIT - what is it?
To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.
This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"
"No way dude that's crazy!"
What does "HOLY SHIT" mean?
"Dude yesterday, I went to church and took a holy shit!"
HOLY SHIT - what does it mean?
1.The excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.An exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc...
"Holy shit!" yelled John upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
HOLY SHIT - meaning
1)The Last Words Said Before Death.
2)The First Words Said, When You Wish You Were Dead.
1)"Pass me anouther beer. "HEY its a Red light!"HOLY SHIT!!"
2){waking up}" Wow what a party,why are you naked? HOLY SHIT!!"
HOLY SHIT - definition
Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.
"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"
"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"
HOLY SHIT - slang
Something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
"Holy Shit!!!!! Emo has 1,222 definitions! Guess they think everyone's a fucktard and doesn't know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!"
(By the way, most of those defs suck.)
HOLY SHIT
1) An exclamation, usually one of amazement
2) Feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, associated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) Holy shit! No one understands satire these days!
2) After an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church's highest Priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy shit.
HOLY SHIT
1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."
HOLY SHIT
A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.
Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.