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What is Turin?
The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.
Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.
..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"
Turin - meme gif
Turin - video
Turin - what is it?
Rarest breed of the barking sharmoota, most hated breed by all
Whats special in this breed is its obsession to being an annoying faggot, having no drip at all and frequently getting the cigarette-need with no plans of stopping. (Even tho it has no cigarettes so it asks other people so it makes it even more hated)
most commonly found with the first name andrey, although it can have a variety of names (ex: ben zona, tambal, hamor ahusharmuta)
Damn is that Andrey Turin? Its probably gonna ask for a cigarette, fuck i hate that fag.
What does "Turin" mean?
When you put your underwear on after a sex without cleaning your genitals and leave an image of your junk in them. Then you use them to prove to your friends that you got laid.
Mike: Hey Benny, can you not leave your Mike: “underwear of Turin” on the bathroom floor, no ones impressed that you got laid last night!
Benny: well you should be, it was your Mom!
Turin - what does it mean?
The act of ejaculating onto a wash cloth and placing it on a persons face while they are sleeping. Once it hardens, it should have an imprint of their face.
Jesus Christ famous Shroud of Turin.
Turin - meaning
Named after the famous burial cloth. The shroud of turin is made with a paper napkin or paper towel. If you have a sweaty, dirty ass you reach back and clean it up with the paper towel or napkin. Then you place it over the face of someone while they are sleeping, hence the shroud of turin.
I wiped my ass and gave him a shroud of Turin.
Turin - definition
the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater
Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?
Turin - slang
le Bron james with lots of side chicks
Hi, Im Turin
Turin
The word "Turin" is used to describe a series of unfortunate events.
Turin Turambar is a tragic character in J.R.R. Tolkien's novel The Silmarillion. Often referred to as "the walking disaster" by some fanfiction writers, He led to death an elf(Saeros) who insulted his mother, accidentally killed his closet friend(Beleg), married his little sister, Nienor, killed another elf(Brandir) because of a mistake, lost the elleth who loved him(Finduilas) because of a dragon's trick, led to Nargothrond's downfall, and much more. He eventually killed himself on his blade.
But he did slay the dragon, Glaurung.
A: I got up late, missed the bus, forgot my homework, slipped in the rain, and was scalded by my tea.
B: My, my! you're really having a Turin day!
Turin
A city in Northern Italy close to the Alps, it is probably best known to British people as being the set for the adventurous film, 'The Italian Job'.
The film did excellent work exposing some of Turin's most prominent landmarks, indeed the Mini Cooper chase was designed to take in sights like the Fiat Factory, the shopping malls, the Gran Madre di Dio church and the Torino Palavela buliding.
Turin is Italy's car capital with the Fiat Group based here, and it also hosted the Winter Olympics in early 2006. Turin most prominent sporting legacy though is the world renowned football team, Juventus FC.
A short city break to Turin may be a refreshing break from work.