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What is patronus?
When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
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patronus - video
Patronus - what is it?
The opposite of a Dementor. A Patronus is formed by an extremely happy thought. The Patronus Charm is worded like so:
EXPECTO PATRONUM
Every witch and wizard has there own different kind of Patronus— like Harry’s— his is a stag, while Hermione’s is an otter.
Luna Lovegood: Oh, look, Harry, my Patronus is a rabbit!
Harry: Good job, Luna.
What does "patronus" mean?
(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be
Dude green crack is my patronus
Patronus - what does it mean?
When you're fucking someone and you pull out and yell "EXPECTO PATRONUM" as you ejaculate on their face.
I shot her with a patronus last night.
Patronus - meaning
A defensive spell which produces a sort of animal guardian; Charm used to protect one against dementors
Harry's patronus is a deer while Hermione"s is an otter.
Patronus - definition
noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink
Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.
Patronus - slang
that thing from harry potter
"yee ha my patronus is a deer"