Definder - what does the word mean?

What is pulled the goalie?

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

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pulled the goalie - video

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Pulled the goalie - what is it?

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

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What does "pulled the goalie" mean?

To masterbate

Dan pulls the goalie repeatedly while watching porno

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Pulled the goalie - what does it mean?

To ejaculate inside a women's vagina.

"You're pregnant! I didn't know you were letting him pull a goalie!"

"He's been pulling a goalie for three months now"

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Pulled the goalie - meaning

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

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Pulled the goalie - definition

Canadian term for masturbation.

After Doug lucked out at the bar, he thought, "Well, I guess I'll just go home and pull the goalie, eh?"

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Pulled the goalie - slang

When your significant other stops using birth control in order to get pregnant.

Dude 1: Hey, when are you and Rachel going to have a kid?
Dude 2: I ain't the one with the uterus. I'm gonna let her decide when she's pulling the goalie.

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Pulled the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

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Pulled the goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

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Pulled the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

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