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What is Hockey?
A fast paced, entertaining sport in which all the players have to be skilled and have a high endurance. It's one of the hardest sports to play! That makes me even prouder to be a hocey fan.
Unfortunately, this sport is run by an american who could care less if nobody watches the wonderful game in America. (Hockey isn't broadcasted on ESPN?!)
I don't mean to steriotype amercians, because I know many of them love hockey, but it's ridculously sad what the US is doing to this awesome sport!
Canadian: Did you watch the game last night?!?!
American: No...I couldn't.
Canadian: Oh, that's right. You poor thing, you can't watch because hockey doesn't play on ESPN, the biggest sports channel!!
American: :(
Canadian: I can't imagine how I'd survive...
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Hockey - what is it?
the best fricken sport in the universe!!! North notts rules!! Kicks footballs ass any day!! Dont argue with me!;-)
I play hockey so screw you!!
What does "Hockey" mean?
The best sport known to man. Is played mainly on a rink (ice) but can be played on cement with the aid of rolller blades (not as fun though)It is a physically demanding sport which requires endurance, strength, speed, and also you to be smart. It is better then any other sport by far (opioion)If you don't keep your head up you will get clobbered. There are fights but hockey is not a goon sport. Overall it is a sport that requires athletics and is very intertaining to watch.GO HOCKEY!
Bill: "oh hey george, how you doing, did you see that gopher game last night"
George: "Im pretty good, you?...oh i sure did, the Gophers kicked the shit out of the Souix"
Bill: "Yeah im good thanks.... I know it was great....did you hear though, next year the gopher hockey team is gunna be not as good"
George: "Why is that?"
Bill: "Because 3/4 of the team are being drafted into the NHL because they are sooooooooooo good"
George: "Oh....yeah they are all good because they are all from MINNESOTA: THE STATE OF HOCKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hockey - what does it mean?
1. Hockey IS A SPORT
2. Hockey is a 3 period game played on ice, each team having 2 wingers, a center, 2 defenseman and a goalie
3. Hockey is one of the most contact induced injury sports
Melissa, what sport do you play
David, I play hockey
Aidan, me too I got a concussion from a hit from behind last game
Hockey - meaning
In the Southern United States hockey is used as a euphemism for defecation.
To start my day I Hockey, shower and shave.
Hockey - definition
A sport played solely by badass people.
It takes the most skill to play hockey than any other sport simply because you have to know how to ice skate and handle a hard rubber puck with a stick while 200 pound Canadians are trying to kill you. Hockey makes football look like badminton.
There is nothing quite like creating a yard sale on the ice after smashing some plugs head into the boards followed by a nice lead pass to your winger who toeys some go hard Gerard with bad flow wearing a tinted window, then gives you the puck backdoor with a dirty ragu, bar and down. Gino. Turn the light on. Enough said.
If you play hockey, you're a real man.
Hockey - slang
1) A sport originating in England, not played on ice but on foot, not using a puck but a ball. After hockey had developed in the British Isles in the late 19th century, it spread throughout the British Empire, largely due to the British army and this is one reason why India, Pakistan and Australia are so formidable (all were British colonies). Today, hockey is played all over the world by a variety of countries and is currently the second largest team sport in the world, just behind football (that's soccer to those who didn't realise).
2) A faster way of saying ice hockey.
Note - Both are good sports that need speed, stamina, skill etc, I'm just clearing up that it is seldom recognised that field hockey was the original.
1) John - "Do you wana go and play hockey?"
Matt - "Yea, I'll go get my shoes and a ball"
2) Jimmy - "Do u wana play hockey?"
Billy - "Yea, I'll go and get my skates and a puck"
Hockey
Pretty cool sport popular in Canada, Russia, and the US. The Major league is the NHL, which has such upcomming young stars like Alexander Ovechkin and veterens like Jaromir Jagr
Seriesly though, Shut the fuck with argueing over what sport is superior then any other. Just because baseball is boring for you dosn't mean you can post up your OPINIONS on an Urban DICTIONARY on how much you hate it. Hockeys great, baseballs great, basketball's great, footballs great, just stop bickering.
Canadian: Baseball is so boring, there all fat n basketball so is a pussy sport n Hockey is so cool n it's dominated by canadians cuz the US is so bad n....
American: Hey, you know what's pathetic?
Canadian: What?
American: You
Hockey
Harry: Hey. Wanna play Football?
Mark: Nah I'm off to play Hockey it's much better
Hockey
A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.
Hockey is pretty fun to watch.