Definder - what does the word mean?

What is proctologist?

A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.

That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.

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Proctologist - what is it?

A TSA agent.

1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.

2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.

3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.

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What does "proctologist" mean?

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

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Proctologist - what does it mean?

Also known as: A shitty job.

Ernie: You know Burt, McDonald's would go under if you weren't there to run the frier!

Bert: Yeah, I'm a regular proctologist.

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Proctologist - meaning

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

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Proctologist - definition

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

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Proctologist - slang

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

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Proctologist

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

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Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

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Proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

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