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What is TSA?
Sally: Hey how'd your date with that airport security guy go?
Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.
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TSA - what is it?
TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.
Poor Dave, he made a joke in the airport about terrorists and the TSA goons cavity searched him.
What does "TSA" mean?
Total Sex Addicts
I went to the airport and was gate raped by the TSA.
TSA - what does it mean?
To aggressively molest or fondle.
The result of security at American airports becoming so extreme that you now have to either be seen naked or be felt up head-to-toe by a stranger if you want to get on a plane.
We had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I TSAed her all night.
TSA - meaning
A shitty 2 hour long line waiting to get on a flight that has left by the time you get to the front of the line
My flight left 124 Hours ago, thanks to 9/11 we have the TSA
TSA - definition
Total Sexual Assault
Thugs Standing Around
The Sexual Assassins
Titties Snatch Ass
Touching Stuff Aggressively
Touching Sensitive Areas
Touch Stroke Assault
Thousands (of) Sexual Assaults
Testicle Scanning Agent
Totally Screwing America
Taking Security Away
Totally Senseless Aggression
Taxpayer Supported Assault
We went to catch our flight, but were attacked near the gate by the TSA aka: The Sexual Assassins who Touched Stuff Aggressively, Titties, Snatch and Ass.
TSA - slang
On her way home, she was accosted and TSAd by a group of young drunkards who proceeded to grope her and ask her to show them her naked body.
TSA
A group of people working at American airports who have recently taken to molestation and snapping pornographic photos of passengers in the name of 'security'
Passenger: "Okay, I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my flying."
TSA: "This is not considered a sexual assault."
Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."
Don't touch my junk.
TSA
Official: "Transportation Security Agency"
Reality: "Thousands Standing Around" or "Take your Shoes off Asshole".
A bunch of self-righteous, uneducated idiots who got promoted and pay raises for failing America on 9/11.
They've basically gone from working the frier to being the McDonalds managers.
They allow anyone wearing a turban to pass through for fear of offending them while administering anal probes to flight crew who are (now, pay attention) ALREADY IN THE COCKPIT.
TSA is the best thing to ever happen to Al Queda.
TSA
Airport Security molesters. They make traveling a little more like prison, the way they get away with molestation. Stands for "Touch Society All-Around".
TSA Agent: "Sir, what is that in your pocket?"
Citizen: "It's my Blackberry."
TSA Agent: "Is it? Or is it A BOMB?!?! GET OVER HERE ASSHOLE, YOU'RE GETTING A FULL BODY SEARCH!"