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What is pretzeled?
a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...
you see tom wallich the other day?
no, why?
he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!
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pretzeled - video
Pretzeled - what is it?
A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.
The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.
What does "pretzeled" mean?
a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.
He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!
Pretzeled - what does it mean?
An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.
Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.
Pretzeled - meaning
The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)
"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)
Pretzeled - definition
v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.
You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.
Pretzeled - slang
Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation
Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation
Pretzeled
Like Spooning only more so. Maximum body to body contact. Some people do not like this, because they lose circulation and have various body parts go numb, but a small, dedicated, sensual sub-section of people are naturally drawn to this hyper-contact activity. Can occur before, or after, or independent of sex.
This new girl I am seeing is really into pretzeling. Full body contact and sweating all night long...
Pretzeled
drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing
Pretzeled
A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.